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If friends were flowers,
Id pick you!
The colors.
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'Sue me.'
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"You cannot defeat the quad laser, Jumping is useless."
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"Eat E tastes like Q on a Swinger."
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If friends were flowers,
Id pick you!
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I got bored of my signature and wanted to change it but I didn't know what to change it to. So I'm gonna sing now.
Waka laka love and FAN-TA-SY!!
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'Sue me.'
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"You cannot defeat the quad laser, Jumping is useless."
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"Eat E tastes like Q on a Swinger."
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"Everything I say is a lie.
Except that...and that...and that, and that.
And that." Peter Griffin, Family Guy
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